Another Day at the Office

Me: (In IM to fellow workers) "Jane Doe from ABC Corp has a question about Widgets. Let's stay on top of these calls people, we have a busy week ahead of us."

Coworker: "Your lame"

Me: "Watch your homonyms! And that was really my way of saying: 'I don't know what the hell she is talking about, can someone else deal with this crap!?'"

Coworker: "lol"

Me: "I love-um me some Mondays! OohRah!"

Coworker: ...