Zombie Evader

I walked into work today and noticed something very special. The doors all face each other! And you can easily run out of one, across the courtyard and into the other! And once you're inside you can access any of the doors on that same side! And the second floor is exactly the same way with stairs on either side!

Now you maybe thinking to yourself, "Gee Tony, that is the most boring thing in the world!". "Nay, good sir, I say nay! Climb into my head for a moment". If there was ever a Zombie attack at my office I imagine it would look like some sort of Charlie Chaplain/Benny Hill/Scooby Doo chase scene. I would run in one door and they would follow, then I would come out a different door and they would follow suit, and so on and so forth. Eventually this would include me chasing the zombies at one point, Shaggy pushing all of us in a wheel barrow, insert Adam West at this point, and concluding with me laughing my butt off over the situation as they feast on my flesh. See diagram at the top (I'm the one in the top hat) and video below for an example of what I'm talking about.